can someone tell my English teacher that it just really doesn’t work if he tries to teach us everything after the AP test?

inability to draw cats strikes again

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repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

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I enjoy playing tortoise social justice blogger.
Do! Not! Get! Close! To! Wild! Tortoises!
See, they’re protected under the Endangered Species Act. The only good reason for being close to a tortoise in the wild is if you need to move it off a road for its own safety. Generally, a distance of 10+ feet is advised.
This is for the poor creature’s own good. When tortoises get scared, they pee. The problem with this is that they live in the desert, they don’t get water that often. Sooo if you startle a wild tortoise by standing over it, you may inadvertently cause its death.
Do nature a favor and watch from a distance. :)

I enjoy playing tortoise social justice blogger.

Do! Not! Get! Close! To! Wild! Tortoises!

See, they’re protected under the Endangered Species Act. The only good reason for being close to a tortoise in the wild is if you need to move it off a road for its own safety. Generally, a distance of 10+ feet is advised.

This is for the poor creature’s own good. When tortoises get scared, they pee. The problem with this is that they live in the desert, they don’t get water that often. Sooo if you startle a wild tortoise by standing over it, you may inadvertently cause its death.

Do nature a favor and watch from a distance. :)

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