you’re important to me you piece of shit
If somebody ever discourages you from following your dreams in science, ignore them. They are idiots. And one day you will be doing work that will benefit mankind, it will benefit that idiots kid, and that kids kid, and eventually, down the line, that kid will not remember his idiotic great great great grandfather but that kid will be learning about you in some class room on mars.
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
On our way home with dinner, I remarked to my mom that there were “a bunch of wee-yoos” in a parking lot that we passed. It was an inelegant term for a police car, a firetruck, and an ambulance.
While I was reflecting on my mastery of the English language, she was trying to figure out why there were “a bunch of weaves” in the parking lot.
I laughed really hard.
Kobe “I’ll teach you to say I never pass” Bryant.
I was working on Physics homework and remembered that one of my acadeca teammates keeps insisting that negative mass and negative acceleration are possible and it put me in such a good mood.
If we make it to State, I’m going to be trapped in a van with him + people who will willingly argue with him for the length of a van ride from Los Angeles to Sacramento.