Pickaxes and Tortoises

woodelvish:

I’m sorry I had to

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can someone tell my English teacher that it just really doesn’t work if he tries to teach us everything after the AP test?

averypotterurl:

#i’m just a bill yeah i’m only a bill and i’m jogging here on capitol hill

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inability to draw cats strikes again

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gaby-hiddles-hemzy:

Tom Hiddleston now aka Adam as Dr.Acula

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fetchhappened:

mcgooglykins:

 #IS HIS FACE WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK WALK IN  #LIKE LEGIT ‘YAY MUM AND DAD ARE HOME DID YOU BRING ME STUFF?’

#it’s like the last day of shore leave #and kirk and spock are just relaxing and all of a sudden kirk is like ”shit! we forgot to get something for the kids!” #and spock is all ”captain you don’t have to get presents for the crew every time - ” #and kirk just interrupts with ”CHEKOV’S FACE.” #and spock considers this and then wordlessly gets up and heads in the direction of the souvenir stand

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repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

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I enjoy playing tortoise social justice blogger.

Do! Not! Get! Close! To! Wild! Tortoises!

See, they’re protected under the Endangered Species Act. The only good reason for being close to a tortoise in the wild is if you need to move it off a road for its own safety. Generally, a distance of 10+ feet is advised.

This is for the poor creature’s own good. When tortoises get scared, they pee. The problem with this is that they live in the desert, they don’t get water that often. Sooo if you startle a wild tortoise by standing over it, you may inadvertently cause its death.

Do nature a favor and watch from a distance. :)

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