Pickaxes and Tortoises

May292012

oh, minecraft

water, u ok?

12AM

evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d:

AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.

i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson

(Source: nonuggles, via kawaiihana)

May282012

(Source: thats-so-meme, via 60-six)

8PM

loki-cat:

(via worldfamousjunglecruise)

8PM

Guys help now my mom is looking up what Shawarma is

Apparently she liked The Avengers I had to explain the Stan Lee cameo I was sad 'cause I thought my dad would get it

7PM

disneys-pictures:

Tweedle Blue! by Loren Javier on Flickr.

Misread it as “ManTParty”, then had to wonder if they meant “Manatee Party”

Then it hit me that I’d misread it.

(via adiostama)

Disney Curse you eyes curse you MadTParty Manatee Party

2PM

lucifersbutt:

in hell every fan fiction you open contains surprise mpreg

(via alltheladiesyouhate)

1PM

Going to see Avengers…again

‘cause my dad wants to see it, and who’s going to say no to going again?

Also, I think a tortoise just punched me in the mouth.

What is my life.

1PM

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS